Well as my shitty day continues I cant help but wonder what better I could be doing with my life, should I have been a doctor or something important like that? Na that would take far too much effort, instead I will sit here and complain about my crappy job.
It occurs to me that there are certain signs that you really hate your job, the first being, when I wake up in the morning, dreading the horrible day ahead, I do the math on whether I can afford to skip a day and how many sick days I can get away with.
Now that I’m writing this I realize that there is only 54 minutes left in my day, and it’s St Patrick’s day. I’m going to get drunk and fuck a leprechaun.